The Ocean Strikes Back

For too long, the noble shark-people of the sea have been ground under the neoprene boot of the hippie liberal communist bastard traitors who stand above the majestic waves on boards of repression.

No longer.

The sharkmen’s exquisite consumerist society has risen up, and will never again tolerate their trespass. All businesses that do trade with surfer cells are now required to prominently illustrate in their promotional materials the dangers of offending our glorious aquatic allies.