Hired Pugs

It is certain that the divine leaders of the glorious capitalist regime will require protection from the violent, irrational throngs of ignorant, treasonous fools. If a single bullet at 10 grams can kill a person — or several, if employed carefully — a single pug at 10 kilograms should easily purge well over 1,000 enemies of the cause. As such, defensive and offensive pug arsenals will be issued to all capitalist leaders in order to further the cause and protect the sacred Brotherland.