Striking a Blow for Profit

One of the most effective tools for controlling the feeble minds of the masses is to distribute material that appears to support their nonsensical rejection of consumerist ideals. However, the actual effect of such material, carefully crafted by the heroic information soldiers of the glorious capitalist regime, is to demoralize and cow the ignorant hordes.

By enumerating these petty “disasters” in detail, we demonstrate that they are too numerous, and that the forces behind them are so overwhelmingly powerful, that resistance is futile. Reinforcing their complete and utter powerlessness, we shatter the will of the capricious multitudes, and teach that the only choice they have is submission or destruction.