Manatee Holocaust

None who survive will ever forget the day the manatees attacked.

Empowered with righteous fury at the liberal pinko socialist scum ruining the world, the manatees carved a path of destruction across the surface of the earth. For years, the oceans ran red with the blood of the impure and the “prudent”. Governments fell, security forces beat hippies, cats and dogs lived together…but not one supermarket ever ran out of diet soda.

It is to the manatee that we give tribute; the inspiration for our divine capitalist leaders and the noble creatures that paved the way for the founding of the glorious consumerist Brotherland.