Drink to Our Glorious Victory

Coffee and other sundry – typically caffeinated – beverages are a favorite of the walking bank accounts that our cause must exploit in order to thrive. Furthermore, if we apply a label reading “organic” to our food products, a large number of peons will joyfully pay staggering premiums for them. This, in spite of the well-documented health benefits of consuming a side of bacon with every meal. Thousands of “indie” caloric consumption shops will be established to fund the glorious capitalist cause.